Everything is looking up

Dear Self,

I know you're smiling inside, we just got laid! It's like the man I married returned right after becoming a born again Christian. And to think, we could've waited a week for this if my husband didn't cry while talking to the priest on the phone. Hope he doesn't do that again.

My best friend also patched things with her husband. I know, Self, you heard every word. We're going to have a great week!