He has a girlfriend. WTF!

After that last post I didn't plan on writing for this blog again, but after finding out todays news, and with no one to talk to since my best friend left town, I have to post it here. My not soon enough to be ex-husband, who I caught after he had sex with my best friend's husband, has a girlfriend. A real girlfriend! This fruitcake can't make up his mind!

Is it because he loves the thrill of getting caught porking a guy, so he found himself another girl who could walk in on him? I called him up today to give him a date to pick up the rest of his clothes and his dumbass receptionist tells me he's out having lunch with his girlfriend. At first I thought he lied to her, that's until I saw him kissing her a few hours later at a grocery store I normally shop. For some strange reason I feel like he wants me to catch him, which might explain why he lives just a few blocks away. I know, that's crazy.

So the question is, has he decided that he prefers girls, or is he trying to hide the fact that he has a thing for guys?

We settled out of court

Today was suppose to be the big day in court for assaulting my husband, but we settled it out of court. Girlie (my husband) didn't want me outing him and his boyfriend, so he pleaded with me through his lawyer to settle out of court. I made them sweat a little, first ignoring their recorded messages on my cell phone to call them right away. And when I did answered, I hung up on them 3 times.

So what's the deal? He will pay rent support until I can find a cheaper place to live, let me keep the car we brought together, and remove the restraining order from court records, if I keep to myself what I witnessed, his sexual orientation. I gave them 2 hours to make everything happen, with their signatures on paper. They didn't disappoint.

I was issued a restraining order.

Figured this might happen. A marshal issued me a restraining order today stating that I can't come within a 100 feet of my husband and that I have to appear in court this coming Thursday. When I read this I almost cried, but a visual of my husband with my best friend's husband getting dressed in the living room toughened me up. This judge is going to get an earful from me!

Yesterday when I arrived at my best friend's house, she answered the door crying. When I walked her back into the house and sat her down in her dining room, she told me her husband moved out without saying a word. She then looked at me and said "Did it happen again?" but I couldn't talk seeing her the way she was. I just looked down, so she reached over and pulled me close, and started to cry again. Me... I was all dried up.

I stayed about an hour, drank some coffee with her, and that was about it. After those first few words we didn't know what else to say. Just hugged a few times and sat on her couch wondering what are we going to do. My husband today didn't have any problems wondering what he was going to do, just hope he can handle me outing him and his boyfriend Thursday. Life's a bitch!

This day sucks!

I created this blog after finding out about my husbands affair and that I was able to deal with it up till now. I'm not a violent person, just lost my mind yesterday when I found them together again. Wish I didn't hit him with that lamp.

It wasn't easy telling everyone today that our ceremony is off. Everybody wanted to know what happened, including my best friend who's husband I caught my husband with. I haven't told her yet that I caught them again, but I will tomorrow since she invited me over for coffee. She's going to know the truth, if her husband is there or not.

He couldn't stay straight!

I can't belioeve it! He did it again! The bastarad did it again! I com home early to see my husband sinec he stayed home sick and catch him and my best frinds husband getting dressed in the living room! They did it reight next to my wedding dress! I lost it! I grabbed everything and threw it at those queens, then beat my husbsnad out the door with a lamp, breakaing it on him!

he#s a born aagain Christian! What the fukc happened? What did I do wronhg that he stiill having this affair??

Excuse my spelling and grammar. I'M MAD!

Wedding dress fits perfectly! 1 more day!

Dear self,
Olga fitted us perfect today! I just love this dress! I know, Self, we're already married, but we can pretend it's the first time. Live a little!

I can't wait for us to see our husband decked out in that Tux! Just one more day and we're reciting our marriage vows! Hope he got the lines straight, but even if he doesn't, we're going to be in front of that priest renewing!

Glad my best friends husband is not attending. That's all we need... him pulling a Hoffman straight out of the Graduate shouting at our husband "Nicole! Nicole!" Ooh, that give me shivers!

We're going to renew our marriage vows!

Dear Self,
It's like what happened between our husband and our best friends husband was just a bad dream. From yesterdays pampering when we stayed home sick, being treated like a queen, and today... the flowers he surprised us with, Italian dinner, and... you know... the mind blowing sex! This man is not gay, maybe a little bi, but he's definitely not gay!

We're going to renew our marriage vows this weekend! We talked about it on the phone while I was at work. Yes, Self, you know, but did you know it's going to be like a wedding. We didn't have one, just did the town hall thing, so this is going to make up for it. Family, friends, the works!

My best friend tells me that we might be making a mistake, staying with him, but everything seems so right. Hell... she's happy with her husband, so what is she complaining about?

We have to get back to writing the invitations. Fun feeling engaged again!